I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
Me to boy Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
Little Boy I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
Boy's Mom Are you buying those for your little brother?"
Me No, it's for me, for college.
Mom *looking at me weird* But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
Me Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
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Me Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!