i will be forever grateful that of all the deaths in Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall was not one of them.
death: let’s see, who’s next–oh NOOO…. *groans but goes to mcgonagall*
Death: professor, I’m afraid……I’m here to tell you…..
Mcgonagall: *glares over spectacles at death*
Death: that–oh never mind! Happy 189th birthday Minerva. Goodbye
this one wins