“I’ve been in politics my whole life, just on that side.” *points to audience*

Yeah Trump I’ve been a doctor all my life just on that side *points to the patient waiting room*

I can’t f ucking believe. Rand Paul called him out on insulting people for petty things, like a middle schooler, and Trump’s response.

“I don’t recall ever attacking you on your looks, and there’s a lot to talk about there.”

????????????????

“Trump you insult people on superficial things.”
“No I don’t also you’re ugly.”

He unironically suggested we let ISIS and Syria kill each other off

Is this–Is this Jurassic World?!?

Donald Trump drinking game: take a drink every time Trump answers a complex, important political question with–

• The world doesn’t respect Obama
  
• The world doesn’t respect America
  
• We need to be great again
  

I’d do it but I don’t wanna die. Someone else take me up on it.

“I respect women.” –Donald Trump

“Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” –Donald Trump, about the one woman Republican candidate.

How did this callous lizard man crawl out of the swamp and slither into a suit. Who let this melty slug flop its way onto stage. Isn’t there security at these things?

“I want to build a wall. We have a lot of really bad dudes in this country. They’ve got gangs all over the place.”

I know 12-year-olds more politically informed than this.

“We have to have assimilation! In America we speak English!!”

-lies down- -lies down and cries- -rocks back and forth crying-

Trump, aiming to be surgeon general “Disease is bad! We have to go back to a time when disease wasn’t ravaging this country! Obama let disease happen. I won’t stand by and let Obama turn American into this!”

Trump, aiming to be a Supreme Court judge, “Lawlessness is ravaging this country! Crime is so high! We need to stop judges from letting illegal things happen! Obama did this.”

Trump, aiming for any highly specified and vitally important position, “Vague general angry statement! Blaming Obama! More vague angry noises! I hate women!”

“Autism has become an epidemic…I want smaller doses (of vaccines) over time… You take this little beautiful baby and you pump in–it looks like it was meant for a horse!”

oh god. oh god oh god ho god oh go do goh og do goh ogod ghog dso gooh god 

He said. He said. Let’s not vaccinate our kids because needles are scary. The vaccines. Look scary. Don’t put needle in smol baby. Scary. I don’t

fucking

believe