unamusedsloth

If alcohol labels told the truth.

spinachandchocolate

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

tokenblackbitch

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

dynastylnoire

Thank you bartender tumblr

calamity-cain

Reblogging for the tequila info, important stuff