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Star Trek meet cute ideas

  • “you’re a hot nurse and I’ve just had an embarrassing incident with a self-sealing stembolt”
  • “I’ve only eaten replicated food before so you’ve decided to cook for me”
  • “I grew up on a cargo ship and you won’t shut up about your idyllic homeworld”
  • “we use the same holoprogram so why not use it together and double our time?”
  • “we’re the only non-Vulcan crew on this vessel and thus always end up sticking together, unfortunately we are also a Romulan and a Klingon”
  • “you say constant flirting is part of your culture but I’ve just noticed that you only flirt with me”
  • “we hate each other but our shore leave is at the same Risian resort at the same time”
  • “I thought you just had dark eyes but it turns out you’re a Betazoid and oh god all the dirty things I’ve been thinking about you”
  • “I know you’re trying to help but on my planet this would be very inappropriate”
  • “my Vulcan roommate got wasted on all the chocolates you left for me, you can take responsibility”