germans ok, so our country is called Deutschland

the french got it. the country of Allemagne

germans ...no? that doesn't even sound like it

the english oh no, we got it, it's Germany

germans not even close

the polish it's Niemcy, right?

germans how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way

danes Tyskland

lithuanians Vokietija

slovakians Nemecko

germans ...

finns Saksa

germans you know what? sure. whatever

japanese Doitsu?

germans i mean at least you tried