(Based on this post)

Heterosexual: Door swings one way

Homosexual: Door swings the other way

Bisexual: Door swings both ways

Pansexual: Revolving door

Demisexual: Door is locked

Asexual: Door is actually a wall

So, have you opened your door yet?

Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.

Have you tried giving it a push?

A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.

I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.

Walls don’t have locks…

Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.

Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.

Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.

Do you not understand what a wall is?

Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.

No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.

You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)

… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah….