i just want a spinoff where the dursleys and the weasleys have to hang out for an extended period of time
imagine vernon and arthur having a conversation about rubber ducks
i need this to be a reality show
#omfg#vernon dursley has to live with a different wizarding family each week#first family to make him literally rip his moustache off in frustration wins a car#hp (via alrightevans)
arthur really wants the car so he asks harry what would make vernon rip his mustache off
harry’s like having flashbacks to the fireplace incident
“you’ll be fine mr. weasley, just be yourself”
“maybe bring george”