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Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

I’m bored and this could be fun

I’ll start 

“The importance of proper closure.” 

inquisition-madness

“Six people find out why making deals with gods is a bad fucking idea”

handwritingofgod

“Child attempts to save various gods and humanity from ancient evil; ancient evil is only somewhat impressed”

killerville

“Bond girl becomes too gay to function.”

aggressive-pepsi

A schizophrenic prophet and her LGBT friends sacrifice Straight Larry to zombies

scribblepups

a gay bunny flies around after the only city in the world blows up

the-champion-of-the-citadel

You have my attention

solastolemyvhenan

Angry smol elf teams up with grumpy tall elf to fight aforementioned grumpy tall elf and bring him to justice for crimes against humanity.

kickingshoes

Ohh, so many!

“A mage and a cat-boy walk a lost star home.”

“Man with amnesia looks to regain memories with the help of a sarcastic scarf.”

“A group of disappointments try to become less so.”

“Two plants try to save the world.”

daughterofscotland

“Why am I doing this, I don’t even want to be a princess, I hate you all!”

gxldenglider

“A group of gay adults with powers decide to destroy oppressive government.”

“A halfling teenager, her werewolf girlfriend, and their pack protects their town.”

“The fates reborn decide it’s time to fuck up Olympus.”

swan-queen-hollencsteins

“Everyone is unreliable,” or “A diverse group of young adults and their parents have their lives fucked up by a serial killer and each other.”

emospritelet

“Dealing with grief by fucking your teacher is so not a good idea”

words-writ-in-starlight

In which a collection of assorted and diverse magical beings come to terms with the fact that politics will fuck you up; also everyone is LGBT because curiosity>medieval hangups after a few hundred years.

Or if that’s not your taste: In which angels are a thing that happened around 1947 and just kind of never left; also everyone is LGBT because fuck you I do what I want.

OR: In which cities are sentient and like to fuck with their citizens; also everyone is LGBT because LITERALLY WHY NOT.