Shakespeare’s 74 death scenes in a single play more gory than Game of Thrones. Source.
Um I believe you left out:
- drowned in water
- drowned in a vat of wine
- smothered with a pillow
- swallowed hot coals
- trampled to death by a horse
- hurled to death from city walls
- spontaneously burst into flames
I mean what is this fucking amateur hour at the Telegraph
[squints] no, they’re in there; just unmarked slices
Except, there aren’t enough unmarked slices to cover what they missed. I didn’t even list everything they missed. And I also feel obliged to point out that ‘dead’ and ‘blinded’ are not the same thing…
