Um I believe you left out:

• drowned in water
• drowned in a vat of wine
  
• smothered with a pillow
  
• swallowed hot coals
• trampled to death by a horse
• hurled to death from city walls
• spontaneously burst into flames

I mean what is this fucking amateur hour at the Telegraph

[squints] no, they’re in there; just unmarked slices

Except, there aren’t enough unmarked slices to cover what they missed. I didn’t even list everything they missed. And I also feel obliged to point out that ‘dead’ and ‘blinded’ are not the same thing…