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if someone wants to launch me into space away from this messy earth i’d be really into that

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It would be cheaper to put out a hit on Trump

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Hey, everyone whose primary opinion on him is “genuine terror” can pool a few bucks each and we’d probably have the money for a really top-of-the-line assassin.  Anybody have the phone number for a real-world Natasha Romanoff in their back pocket or something?