stormtroopers breakroom whenever kylo throws a fit:
#he’s not even their BOSS #he’s just this weird temperamental overly powerful teenager they keep on board and bosses them around sometimes #the poor stormtrooper mechanics who have to go around repairing all the tech he mindlessly destroys #they keep going to general weasley and saying “can’t you stop him he’s blowing through the budget we have no money left for #ACTUAL technical repairs and upgrades please” #and general weasley sighs and says he’ll run it up the chain but #just go ahead and submit it under expenses he’ll find the money #maybe that’s why death star 2.0 had a weak spot again #general weasley kept borrowing from the project to fund the “kylo ren destroying the entire base for no good reason” repairs (notbecauseofvictories)