even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win
I actually remember having a pillow fight at a sleepover. I wound up with a bloody nose, one of my friends had a black eye, another a split lip and we broke the clock.
Final damage toll for the two most destructive pillow fights I’ve ever been in.
ONE (me and my best friend, age seven): bruises all around, two black eyes between us, a bite mark (him), mildly sprained wrist (me), broken glasses (me), mild bloody/almost broken nose (him), split knuckles (me, from a run-in with a wall, not his face), and an almost broken stereo set (in need of repairs, so maybe ‘impermanently broken’ would be better).
TWO (around fifteen kids between ages 10 and 16, boys and girls): broken mirror, bruises, one bloody nose, bruised ribs, several sprained wrists and ankles, a broken couch (DO NOT ASK), at least two split lips, and what in retrospect was definitely a cracked femur (mine), among other injuries (none as serious as the femur).
…look, me and mine go hard on pillow fights.