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meechonmars:

Girls Have Everything In Their Purse

Meech: “Hey, I’m ashy as hell. You got some lotion?”

Girl: “Yeah, lemme check my purse. Here you go.”

Meech: “Thanks. I’m hungry as hell. You tryna get some food?”

Girl: “You want some pizza?”

Meech: “Actually, I’d love some pizza!”

Girl: “Here you go. I got some pizza in my purse.”

Meech: “Did you just pull this whole pizza box out your purse?”

Girl: “And then when you done, if you want something to drink I got some lemonade.”

Meech: “What don’t you have in your purse?”

Girl: “I pretty much got everything.”

Meech: “You got equality for minorities in America in your purse?”

Girl: “Now, I know I said I got everything, but you’re not gonna find that nowhere in America.”

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hey my first video to get 100k :) thanks guys

oh my god this is so real on so many levels

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