*curtsies* Your Grace, If you were given the chance to rename 3 alcoholic beverages after punny literary references, what drinks would you rename and how would you have them called?

*Curtsies* I once went to a bar in Iowa that had a cocktail called the Hemingway and when I asked what was in it the bartender told me it was just straight rail vodka in a pint glass. Frankly I don’t think I’m going to top that.