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In case anyone was curious, I’ve never really…drunk alcohol before.  So I’m sitting with my best friend and our legal-to-drink buddy and they’re playing alcohol and I’m on Tumblr and making snarky remarks and between the three of us we’ve gone through most of a bottle of rum in well under an hour.  Updates will be forthcoming as events occur.

Well, I couldn’t pass a sobriety test, but then I can’t really walk in a straight line while sober anyway?  But I still seem more sober than the others, which I think is hilarious, because, on the one hand, yeah, I’ve had one less shot than them, but on the other hand I’m also supposedly a fucking lightweight (I’m fucking tiny in case you’re curious).  Also my fingers feel sort of floaty and detached which is both terrifying and kind of awesome.