In case anyone was curious, I’ve never really…drunk alcohol before. So I’m sitting with my best friend and our legal-to-drink buddy and they’re playing alcohol and I’m on Tumblr and making snarky remarks and between the three of us we’ve gone through most of a bottle of rum in well under an hour. Updates will be forthcoming as events occur.
Well, I couldn’t pass a sobriety test, but then I can’t really walk in a straight line while sober anyway? But I still seem more sober than the others, which I think is hilarious, because, on the one hand, yeah, I’ve had one less shot than them, but on the other hand I’m also supposedly a fucking lightweight (I’m fucking tiny in case you’re curious). Also my fingers feel sort of floaty and detached which is both terrifying and kind of awesome.
I am the sober drunk person, by all evidence. The person who might be really dizzy, but as long as I’m sitting still and awake you probably couldn’t tell if I was more than tipsy. Also I’m awake now and either I’m still a little buzzed or I’m just so incredibly sleep deprived I feel dizzy (also quite probable) and not hungover.
