radicaltrains
American public school things

  • the Pacer
  • a million standardized tests
  • waking up way too early
  • some two girls always screaming “OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER” in the hallway
  • stress breakdowns before finals
  • gum under your desk, even in schools that have never allowed gum
  • Jeopardy review
  • the Cupid Shuffle
  • shitty cafeteria food
  • FREEZE
  • EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
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What is the pacer

largeandlovely

The pacer test. Where you sprint back and forth across the gym and whoever lasts the longest without experiencing heart failure or respiratory distress wins.

rileytheferret

The pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets faster as it continues.  Line up at the start.  The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each time you hear this signal:  *r2d2 screams in hell*   A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound:  *digitalized bicycle bell from a five year old about to run your ass over*   The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.  The test will begin on the word “start.”

On your mark

Get ready!

sTART!

itsstuckyinmyhead

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