kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

I’m an astrophysicist. 

THAT IS MY FAVORITE COMEBACK EVER.

(via littlestartopaz)

Tags: like look guys i have a lot of painfully gryffindor reasons for going into medicine as well as a few that orbit directly around 'literally what else am i gonna do with my life' (i'm not good at that much else) but one of like the top reasons is that when people try to call me out with this sort of shit i can stare them straight in the eye and say 'that's DOCTOR JONES to you asshole'