kernalmustache
asked:
I've heard that 90% of all bisexuals are actually 17 velociraptors in disguise. Is this true?
bifacts
answered:

Whoever told you that has given you blatant misinformation.

Scientists believe that 90% of bisexuals are an average of 17 velociraptors in disguise. In reality, bisexuals can range from 12 to 22 velociraptors.

itinerantpoet