vampire honestly it's not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to... not grab anything i'm drinking then try to drink it

their friend i wasn't. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?

vampire ...

vampire i mean.. who drinks blood that's cold-

their friend i could have DRANK that

vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug but you didn't, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties