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7 Reasons to See Deadpool

  1. Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.
  2. The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)
  3. The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)
  4. I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.
  5. “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”
  6. Fourth wall breaking.
  7. “Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”
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8. Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

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9. Deadpool in crocs

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10. Deadpool butt

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11. “I don’t take the shits, I just disturb ‘em.”