7 Reasons to See Deadpool
- Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.
- The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)
- The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)
- I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.
- “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”
- Fourth wall breaking.
- “Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”
8. Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
9. Deadpool in crocs
10. Deadpool butt
11. “I don’t take the shits, I just disturb ‘em.”