littlestartopaz:

orangeslut:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

i hate everyone

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh

(Source: theleagueofasses, via littlestartopaz)

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