fuckyeahitsalltimelow

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

ballpointpun

that feature sounds like a real life saver

orangeslut

i hate everyone

littlestartopaz

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh

Source: theleagueofasses
i'm here for the puns reallyi'll see you all in hell