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thanks in advance:
get this done by the time i press "send"
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thanks for your interest:
why'd you have to bring this up
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would you be so kind:
fucking do it
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best:
i have never physically met you
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all best:
this conversation is over
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all my best:
i wish you would die
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happy to help:
this is the easiest thing in my inbox
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i hope this helps:
i've done all i'm willing to do
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i did a bit of research:
i googled it, because you're too lazy to
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sorry to chase:
answer my email
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so sorry to chase:
answer my FUCKING email
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i am really sorry for being a pest but:
i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
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please contact my colleague:
this isn't my problem
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i'm copying in my colleague:
this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
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i'll check and get back to you:
i might forget to
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i'll let you know when i hear anything:
i will forget to
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can you check back with me in a week?:
i'm hoping you will forget to
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per our earlier conversation:
i just yelled at you on the phone
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great to chat just now:
you just yelled at me on the phone
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thanks!:
i'm not mad at you
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thanks!!:
please don't be mad at me
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thanks!!!:
i'm crying at my desk
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please advise:
this might be your fault
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kindly advise:
this is entirely your fault
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mind if i swing by?:
i'm already in the elevator
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can you confirm for me:
you told me before and i deleted the email
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sorry if that was unclear:
i think you're an idiot
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let me know if you need anything else:
please never contact me again
