Best insults without cussing:
- I don’t care what people say about you. You’re alright.
- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
- I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
- You couldn’t pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
- Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
- I’ve been called worse things by better people.
- You’re as much use as a chocolate teapot.
- Well I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
- You’re as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
- This is why people talk about you when you’re not around.
- I bet you like your steak well done.
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Best insults ever. I love the one about the tree.
- Bless your heart.
- Isn’t that nice for you.
(via im-lost-but-not-gone)
