Charlize Theron for GQ UK, May 2016.
I would like to think this is a model AU#in which Furiosa is the model#and Max is the smitten camera man#with which she shamelessly flirts with via eye contact during the shoot#but he doesn’t catch it cuz she’s a model so she’s supposed to just look sexy at the camera all the time#and he’s not going to be one of those asshole photographers who try to pick up clients#meanwhile Furiosa is trying to pull out all the stops#and is like why is this not working#ask him over to be her private photographer for a personal shoot?#that’s so cliche she won’t do it#she won’t jump him like some cheap porno movie nope#but seriously would that work?#she actually begins to consider it if he doesn’t ask her out soon
( @youkaiyume )
- #…shit
- #okay but is this before or after she jumps ship from joe’s gross company back to the vuvalini’s small-print feminist zine?
- #she’s trying to seduce max on a personal level but also hoping to entice him to come work for swaddle dog publishing
- #……what if max is really an undercover cop investigating joe’s gross company (photographers take pics of *everything*)
- #he was picked off desk duty because it’s not a high-risk assignment and he surprisingly has an aptitude for photography
- #so he’s extra conflicted because he doesn’t pick up on the flirting but furiosa isn’t subtle about wanting him to break his contract
- #but he has the investigation to complete so he has to turn her down
- #then his cover gets blown somehow (the vuv can spot a cop a mile off probably) and furiosa has to completely reevaluate him
- #and as soon as they know he’s on their side the girls immediately get him access to the areas he needs/supply evidence
- #they dismantle the company and probably thanks to lawsuits etc get a settlement that can revive the vuv’s dwindling zine
- #and max goes back to being a normal policeman except furiosa shows up like “all my photographers are shit i’ll pay you come back”
- #and she has to spell it out for him but then they have a sexy photoshoot
- #idk this went on a tangent i just watched like six law & order eps so police procedurals are on my brain ( via @v8roadworrier)
So where’s the fic?