ranetree

#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT

copperbadge

The parting of the Red Sea sequence in Prince of Egypt is the only time I think I’ve ever actually cried at a movie.

strangeselkie

Was it the Giant Fucking Shark in the Water that got you? (Kidding, but also, Giant Fucking Shark.) We need to try to show that movie to Child again. She, uh, didn’t get past the Baby Moses Inna Basket sequence last year.)

copperbadge

The giant fucking shark is for sure pretty epic but it’s actually the bit where Moses is standing at the head of the far side and the last couple of people are scrambling up the hill and everyone made sure THEY ALL GOT OUT and were all LOOKING AFTER EACH OTHER as they LEAVE BONDAGE FOREVER and the music swells and I just have a lot of emotions about aquatic-themed liberation metaphors okay.  

words-writ-in-starlight

ME TOO.  Just leave me here in my pile of feelings, it’s fine.