Wayne Enterprises board member Mr. Wayne, it has come to our attention that SOMEBODY has been taking business dinners at local restaurants and simply writing "insert student loan debt here" in the "tip" portion of the receipt. Is this you?

Bruce [intently attempting to open a bag of skittles without making eye contact]

Bruce yeaaup.

Wayne Enterprises board member Well, obviously you're going to need to stop doing that, it's costing us hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Bruce [pops a red skittle into his mouth, also without making eye contact]

Bruce nooooop.