ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,
- (standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along
- let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay
- *eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]
- you can’t be mean to me on my birthday
- *force chokes a problem*
- (between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.
- (when something falls over) rebel scum!
- *points at large machine* mom
- it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)
- (when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements
- they put a worm in him
- *picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew
- i’m matt the radar technician
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
