roachpatrol

ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,

  • (standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along
  • let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay
  • *eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]
  • you can’t be mean to me on my birthday
  • *force chokes a problem*
  • (between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed. 
  • (when something falls over) rebel scum!
  • *points at large machine* mom
  • it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)
  • (when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements
  • they put a worm in him
  • *picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew
  • i’m matt the radar technician
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@swearydroid