i love when people want to play “never have i ever” because i destroy at that game. i’ve never had sex, i’ve never kissed anyone, i’ve never had a boyfriend, i’ve never been on a date. i just sit back and laugh my ass off as people lose so quickly. it’s the best perk to being the virginiest virgin to ever virgin.
ok but never have I ever
with things you’ve read in fanfiction
Aw shit.
Oh fuck
Drunk. I’d be so drunk so damn fast.
Never have I ever NOTHING. I have read everything.
I have read things I wish I could UNREAD.
Hahaha I would love to play the fanfic version of this
Plot twist on the plot twist: Never have I ever fanfic WRITER edition.
“Sheila, why, did you take a shot for THAT? I’ve read your entire archive on Ao3. I know you’ve never–”
“No, YOU’VE never *hic* never… never… god Sam, the early 2000s were a bad time. I’ve been down in the fanfic mines for just so. Damn. Long. *steals the bottle*”
Well fuck…
(via wildehack)
