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Alexander Hamilton:
"Miley, what's good?"
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Aaron Burr:
"I'm auditioning for the role of US President and I'll be singing 'I'm the Greatest Star'"
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Marquis de Lafayette:
*shoving breadsticks into my purse*
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John Laurens:
"I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks"
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Hercules Mulligan:
"JOHN CENA"
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Eliza Schuyler:
cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
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Peggy Schuyler:
*looks at smudged writing on hand*
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Angelica Schuyler:
okay... that sounds fake but okay
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Thomas Jefferson:
kinkshame
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King George III:
ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
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Phillip Hamilton:
mmmm whatchya sayyyy
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James Madison:
This is fine
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George Washington:
Hoe, don't do it
