Alexander Hamilton "Miley, what's good?"

Aaron Burr "I'm auditioning for the role of US President and I'll be singing 'I'm the Greatest Star'"

Marquis de Lafayette *shoving breadsticks into my purse*

John Laurens "I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks"

Hercules Mulligan "JOHN CENA"

Eliza Schuyler cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Peggy Schuyler *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Angelica Schuyler okay... that sounds fake but okay

Thomas Jefferson kinkshame

King George III ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

Phillip Hamilton mmmm whatchya sayyyy

James Madison This is fine

George Washington Hoe, don't do it