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childrentalking:

also these inexplicable billboards are all over utah

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Well, I can’t tell you what the fuck Utah’s doing with its life, but Harrison was in fact only president for a total of thirty-two days before his death from complications of pneumonia.  This is why we don’t insist on finishing our lengthy inaugural address outside in the rain in Janurary, kids.

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