“USE THE SPOONS”

“oops okay nevermind”

“throw things together”

There we… are?

“Just fake it”

“Someone should cry.”

“I’m very tired”

“Ok gotta scribble…”

Okay, which ship?

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

“This is shit”

“Writers block why!?”

Undergrads will SUFFER

Long winded, commas

“Where’s the eraser”

How do ending

DONT STOP ME

what middle?

fuck fuck fuck

Not enough smut

needs more plot

LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING

So much sin

Stream of consciousness

Peril solves everything

who did this

The blueprint’s done…

Fiction about fiction.

wut r werds

How’d THAT happen?

Metafiction, sprituality, lesbians

Shit, almost dinnertime.

It’s one am

LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!

Help. Help. Help.

Understate your understatements.

Fucking write already!

annoyingly blank page

Angst AGAIN, seriously?

Make it smuttier

Angst, ANGST, humour

Just end already!

the end, probably.

well… fuck it 

oh…that wasn’t supposed to happen….

oh well

“well, I tried.”

“This isn’t working”

What the f**k?

This…I…Huh?

Yeah, fuck it

…that could work

FUCK YOU DEAN

I added more

wordy angst curve