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I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:

KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

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SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

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BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

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PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

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COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

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COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

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PHONE- allows communication with preset collection of individuals over any distance.