raptorific

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

mitsukake

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

jerk-bitch-casbutt

fuckyouimawizardcop

not our division

Source: raptorific
harry potteryou're not wrongyou're not even wrongthe ministry is uselesshonestly i hope kingsley overhauled the whole systemi'm ready to bet the aurors were a lot more effective once harry was involved'what do you MEAN you're just going to assume they're dead''i want to see a fucking body''I SPENT SEVENTEEN YEARS DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR JOB''YOU LET A GENOCIDAL MANIAC RUN RAMPANT AND TRY TO MURDER CHILDREN''SO TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME A FUCKING BODY''OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WORKING THIS CASE UNTIL THEY COME BACK FROM THE DEAD''AND TRY TO MURDER YOU A DOZEN TIMES'basically i assume that once harry's involved the aurors are whipped into shape pretty quicklikedude spent seven years in constant fear for his life because the aurors flunked basic competencyhe's not going to be generous