okay, so, this isn’t a Hamilton lockscreen, but my friend asked for summaries of the tracks on Hamilton and I did them for her as Friends episode titles. she liked them and I guess I decided to share them with y'all? *laughs nervously*

1. alexander hamilton: the one with alexander hamilton’s tragic backstory

2. aaron burr, sir: the one where burr literally wants alex to shut the hell up

3. my shot: the one where alex shows off his lit squad

4.  the story of tonight: the one where said lit squad sings about dying in the revolution

5. the schuyler sisters: the one where angelica shows aaron who’s boss

6. farmer refuted: the one where alex can’t take samuel’s bullshit any longer

7. you’ll be back: the one where king george laments the destruction of a lot of tea

8. right hand man: the one where george washington gives not one single crap about aaron

9. a winter’s ball:  the one where the guys totally have game

10. helpless: the one where eliza falls in love with alexander

11. satisfied: the one where angelica regrets everything

12. the story of tonight (reprise): the one where alex’s lit squad misses out on some juicy aaron gossip

13. wait for it: the one with aaron’s tragic backstory

14. stay alive: the one where congress doesn’t do a thing and george appoints everyone general. except alex.

15. ten duel commandments: the one where john takes on lee in a duel and wins

16. meet me inside: the one where alex gets in deep shit

17. that would be enough: the one where eliza asks alex to stay

18. guns and ships: the one with lafayette’s very fast rap

19. history has its eyes on you: one time george screwed up big time and learned something

20. yorktown (the world turned upside down): the one where hercules mulligan is a bamf and they win the war

21. what comes next?: the one where they’re free from britain’s power. awesome. wow.

22. dear theodosia: the one where aaron and alex go on about how great their kids are

23. non-stop:  the one where alex is unstoppable and there’s a really good medley of act 1 songs

24. what’d I miss:  the one where thomas has zero idea what’s going on

25. cabinet battle #1: the one where alex pwns thomas’ smarmy ass in a rap battle

26. take a break: the one where alex refuses to go on vacation with eliza and angelica even after philip’s dope rap

27. say no to this: the one where alex is a complete idiot

28. the room where it happens: the one where aaron is 100000% jealous about not being included in anything fun

29. schuyler defeated: the one where aaron switches parties so he can actually do something

30. cabinet battle #2: the one where alex realizes that thomas and Lafayette look hella similar

31. washington on your side: the one where aaron, james and thomas are jealous that george only likes alex

32. one last time: the one where george is hella done with everything so george OUT. *mic drop*

33. I know him: the one where king george reveals that he loves the hunger games

34. the adams administration: SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERF****R

35. we know: the one where alex is accused of doing something horrible and confesses to some other horrible thing to deny doing the first horrible thing

36. hurricane: the one where alex comes up with a stupid idea

37. the reynolds pamphlet: the one with said stupid idea

38. burn: the one where eliza is hella done

39. blow us all away: the one where Philip does something and alex is like ‘ok son here have some guns go to your duel (death)’

40. stay alive (reprise):  the one where everyone learns how to count in French in the most heartbreaking way possible. emotional suicide. 

41. it’s quiet uptown: the one where alex is horribly sad and wants eliza to forgive him. also emotional suicide.

42. the election of 1800: the one where alex comes out of his bubble of sadness to snub aaron one last time

43. your obedient servant: the one where alex and aaron throw a whole lot of passive aggressiveness around

44. best of wives and best of women: the one where alex literally hasn’t learned anything about duels and listening to eliza

45. the world was wide enough: the one where aaron realizes that he’s made a horrible mistake.

46. who lives, who dies, who tells your story: the one where it is revealed that eliza is the actual hero of the story