ailleee:

disabilityhealth:

If the zombie apocalypse happens I’m going to have to hit up a pharmacy first thing

THIS.

Honestly you’d probably live longest?  Like, raid the pharmacy for EVERYTHING they have, and on your way out ransack the shelves for like bandaids and rubbing alcohol and toilet paper and shit, and whatever you don’t personally need, trade for food and bodyguards.  You would be the overlord.  Go forth and rule the post-zombies world.