shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for
- plaid for days
- pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look
- somehow it’s the shoes that do it
- pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look
- obscure club merchandise
- occasional weebs
- unconventional hijab fabrics
- seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro
- the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners
- truly original international student fashion
- bizarrely put-together outfits
- looking at you, law students
- the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness
- shoes that are 10000% impractical for university
- literally anything worn by an art student
8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants
I feel like I should mention the couple of things I’ve seen every single semester at least once:
- a Snuggie, bathrobe style over pajamas, worn to class, often accompanied by a zombie-expression and a large coffee/Rock Star
- boxers sans pants (we all know they’re not shorts, dude, we ALL know)
- the one person determined to dress like Bender from Breakfast Club and totally failing to pull it off
- the other person accidentally dressing like Bender from Breakfast Club and pulling it off pretty well
- these two categories are distinguishable at a glance
- the person from somewhere without winter (like Arizona, Georgia, or the Caribbean) wearing three coats in November
- the person who clearly slept on a table last night and didn’t change before class
And last but not least:
- the senior in the last few weeks dressed in half pajamas, half clothes, and half the tattered remains of their sanity