Het pairings I am pretty into:

teapotsahoy:

Dudes who are like: this woman could bench-press me and I am pretty into it.

Dudes who are like: this woman could murder me and I am alarmingly into it.

Dudes who are like: holy shit I am learning new things about my sexuality.

Like.  I think there’s a pattern?

(via wildehacked)

Tags: HARD SAME any time i write a het pairing it's either sam and michael which is literally this woman could carve out my heart and i would thank her because it would be An Experience shiloh and michael (a different michael) which is literally 'this woman is ferocious and strong and fearless in a way that i did not expect to be quite this here for' or vivian and gwynion which is straight up 'i would let her kill me with her bare hands and smile because she was close to me' i'm not here for your how do you say 'healthy dynamics' if one person in a ship doesn't expect the other one to burn down the world and the other one isn't prepared to deliver i'm probably not interested