1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.
2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.
3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.
4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.
5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.
6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.
7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.
Also, 8. Rude!
MEANS: This gave me a lot of feelings I didn’t ask for.
NOT: Discourteous or impolite.
And, 9. How Dare You?
MEANS: You are amazing, this is amazing!
NOT: And express of indignation.
10. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
MEANS: You made my heart hurt, but it’s a good hurt. I love you!
NOT: I hate you and wish harm on you and your animals.
11. Was that necessary??
MEANS: Why did you remind me of that painful bit of characterisation/canon?
NOT: You took that too far/That was needlessly painful for the sole purpose of reactions.