slyrider
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So here's a story of when i was a wee lass. Me, my mom, and older brother were out shopping and i was probably like 5 at the time and my brother was 7. So we were shopping and my bro was glued to my moms side while I was interested in my career as a

Mannequin. Weird ik, so I’m at the front of the store standing in the window, posing with all the other mannequins, standing completely still. And being the dedicated person i am, i did not break my role fot anything, not even to use the potty. Thats

Right, I completely wet myself to keep my mannequin charade up. So my mom came to check on my and sees the little piddle by my feet and drops everything. She grabs me andy brother and just bolts out the store. And thats the end of story time today:) 

Holy shit this is beautiful, I need this in my epic tales tag, this is getting posted just because I NEED IT IN MY TAG.

Everyone should feel totally free to tell me crazy stories from their past.  

i love epic talesasked and answeredslyriderI'M DYINGokay but like i can't even judgebecause there was at least one occasionprobably more like three occasionswhere i was at a big grocery store and decided to build a fort in the toilet paper rollslikemy parents lost me at least oncethen againmy mom used to set me on the conveyor belt at the checkout and 'buy' meso likeat least i learned from the best