alabama-state-of-mind asked: Hey! I have a story. When I was in 8th grade they filmed Grown Ups 2 in my town. I watched them film all summer. It was really cool. They needed local middle school kids for a classroom scene, and I was picked to be in it. The day before I was supposed to be on set, I decided (for some unknown reason) to call my mom a "cum guzzling thundercunt". She got super mad, and called the casting director, and had me taken out of the movie. I had a meltdown, and kicked a hole through our kitchen wall.
Holy God, you are hardcore, I’m so fucking entertained. I can’t even judge you for the housing damage, I’ve done some housing damage, but still. Damn, buddy, I tip my hat to, if nothing else, your fucking creativity.