Eliza Well, I'm going back to sleep.

*light clicks off*

Alexander Best of Wives and best of women.

*light clicks back on*

Eliza What was that sounds-like-goodbye bullshit?

Alexander ...what?

Eliza Get your ass back in bed right the fuck now.

Alexander ...but I have an appointment...

Eliza Like hell you do.

And Alexander Hamilton lived another 50 years.