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Nurse:
"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
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Me:
"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
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Nurse:
"So he's your...."
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Me:
"Friend."
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Nurse:
(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
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Me:
"11."
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Nurse:
"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
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Me:
"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
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Nurse:
"You're sexually active, then."
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Me:
"Well....I guess...but..."
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Nurse:
"How many times have you been pregnant?"
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Me:
"Uh. 0."
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Nurse:
"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
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Me:
"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
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Nurse:
"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
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Me:
"With homosexuality."
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Nurse:
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Me:
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Nurse:
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Me:
"I fuck girls."
