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thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

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This is…actually pretty accurate.

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i meanassuming you're writing a persuasive essayyou open with 'WHY I NEED TO PERSUADE YOU OF WHAT I AM GOING TO PERSUADE YOU OF'you proceed into 'REASONS I'M RIGHT'and you close with 'SO IN THE FUTURE REMEMBER THAT I AM RIGHT'adventures in collegelook if you think this isn't how i've been writing my college essays oh baby you've got another think coming