Sometimes I think about just. A lot of people have tossed around the idea that Chat Noir is less popular than Ladybug and in the public eye less often and it just makes me think what if people think he’s ~mysterious~

and then the first time someone (Alya probably) actually takes the time to have a serious interview with him its all

“An interview with me? Now that’s New… s”

“Ladybug has spoken at length about needing to be convinced to step up and become a hero, is there anything that you needed to hear to become Chat Noir?”
“Plagg told me superheroes can go outside whenever they want!”

“You get that I’m basically a magical girl right? I have a transformation sequence and everything.”

“I once broke my arm playing the floor is lava.”
“Is that even possible?”
“It is when you play to win.”

“Honestly when you come down to it superhero stuff is just a lot of Updog”
“What’s updog- oh Jesus Christ.”
[Chat Noir laughs hysterically for the next five minutes and never finishes the joke]

“I didn’t realize you were so young, do your parents know where you are right now?”
“Nah but I don’t know where they are either so I guess turnabout’s fair play!!”

Over the course of the interview he compliments Alya’s Hair, clothes, voice and personality, makes countless bad jokes, blurts out some terrifyingly personal anecdotes hinting at some profound emotional issues, runs off to pet a passing dog, and spends several minutes on a tangent talking about anime. The end result is posted with, instead of Alya’s usual in depth analysis of what was said, the simple caption “please help this cat” Adrien sees it and manages to give himself second hand embarrassment.